Just Cant stop laughing :D
GREAT SANTA !!
Interviewer: what is your birth
date?
Santa: 13th October
Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe___
EVERY YEAR
=D
Manager asked Santa at an
interview.
Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
=D
After returning back from a
foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me
Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked
Santa:
Any great man born in this
village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!
=D
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi
Jayanthi
So Santa writes, "Gandhi was a
great man, but I don't know who
is Jayanthi.
=D
Interviewer: just imagine you are
on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!
=D
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to
know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL
my MOBILE BILL.
=D
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she
said her chappals are new
=D
Friend: I got a brand new Ford
IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an
unbelievable exchange offer!!!
=D
Santa in airplane going 2
Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
=D
Teacher: "What is common
between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM,
GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born on
government holidays...!!!
=D
Sir: What is difference between
Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange,
but color of Apple is not APPLE
=D
GREAT SANTA !!
Interviewer: what is your birth
date?
Santa: 13th October
Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe___
EVERY YEAR
=D
Manager asked Santa at an
interview.
Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
=D
After returning back from a
foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me
Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked
Santa:
Any great man born in this
village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!
=D
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi
Jayanthi
So Santa writes, "Gandhi was a
great man, but I don't know who
is Jayanthi.
=D
Interviewer: just imagine you are
on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!
=D
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to
know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL
my MOBILE BILL.
=D
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she
said her chappals are new
=D
Friend: I got a brand new Ford
IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an
unbelievable exchange offer!!!
=D
Santa in airplane going 2
Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
=D
Teacher: "What is common
between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM,
GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born on
government holidays...!!!
=D
Sir: What is difference between
Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange,
but color of Apple is not APPLE
=D
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